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Bon vivantery report: the bon vivantery level is HIGH today.
Well, we’re a couple days behind on this, but my day of Mom and Dad bon vivantery is over, and it is time for MOM AND DAD BON VIVANTERY DAY RECAP! Mom and Dad have hit the road, Jack, and now it’s just...
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Let ‘em eat cookies. And drink soda, I guess.
Long, busy week, jellybeans. Lots of work, lots of stuff, lots of running around like a crazy person. This weekend I have a review to write, one more performance of Assassins to run, a show at my...
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Just utterly crammed with Christmas cheer, just absolutely stuffed
Merry Christmas, my darlings. And joyous Yule. Or whatever you celebrate. Maybe nothing, in which case the happiest of non-secular Tuesdays to you, and I most sincerely hope you get the day off so you...
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Never eat shredded wheat: a sign my brain is broken.
Are there only two days left in the year? Really? Huh. That’s…kind of abrupt, really, right? Today we had blizzard number two in the week of blizzards. Well, I guess two blizzards doesn’t really make...
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Shopping for fruit with Shareena
Confession: I have never owned an Apple product. I KNOW! It is kind of a sin in this day and age. I mean, I just got the laptop last April. Before that, I had an ancient Dell. Before THAT, I had a...
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Those were the reasons and that was New York: a day with Andreas (part four)
Whew, here we are again! Sorry for the absence yesterday, I had to review a musical that was based on Emma and was set in the late 60s in a newsroom and Emma was Dear Abby. It was surprisingly not as...
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Those were the reasons and that was New York: a day with Andreas (part five)
OK, let’s see if we can get this puppy wrapped up today. Which honestly, is a little sad? Because that means it’s over. I was grocery shopping today and I realized that a week ago, I was grocery...
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An Open Letter to Linda Heasley, the CEO of Lane Bryant, Inc. (with some...
Dear Ms. Heasley: (I have no idea if you’re a Ms. or a Mrs. The internet isn’t being helpful and also it seems creepy to search “is Linda Heasley, the CEO of Lane Bryant, married?” because I don’t want...
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Why Walmart is no longer dead to me (and FedEx now is)
Gather ’round, children, because it is STORYTIME! Do you have your blankies and your snacks? SIDE NOTE: once, during storytime at the library, the girls were all braiding each other’s hair, and I had...
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An Open Letter to Amazon, on Receipt of Your Most Recent Email of...
Dear Amazon: We need to have a talk. Listen, I know. I use your service a lot. I’m a very loyal customer. And I’m not writing to complain. Well, not really. Not much, anyway. I’m the first to admit...
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…mermaid dancing…is a little different. You usually start on the ground.
I have no time to blog this week. MY MOST ABJECT APOLOGIES MY FAVORITE PEOPLE. Also next week is the worst. But after that I think I get to breathe again. Maybe. Well, ok, not the WORST. They’re all...
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I’m a daisy if I do.
I really did have plans to write some things this week. I had a schedule and everything. But sometimes plans fall by the wayside when you are hit by ZOMBIE DEATH SICKNESS. SICK SICK GROSS AND SICK...
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Let it snow. Just not THIS much. I know, I’m really picky.
Just a quick update. I am not dead; I am still coughing up a lung and my nose is running, like, a LOT, but otherwise? I think I might be on the mend. Maybe. Seems everyone’s got some sort of crud right...
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